Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!

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Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!