Monday 29 March 2010

Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 3)

This is it, the final Caution Wet Paint comic! Not exactly the final CWP ever, but the last creative spurt for a while...

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Can Jay and Kay save the world and themselves from the evil of Captain Goldtop? Will the milky remnants of Silvertop prove to be too much? Find out as we reveal the magic and laughter behind 'the paint'...

Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 3)


El Director will still be blogging away on thing film and not-so-film related. You can follow him further by clicking here.

And Jay and Kay WILL return one day...

Sunday 21 March 2010

Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 2)

Last week, Jay and Kay were beamed away by a milk bottle that had previously milked a cereal bowl...

What has happened to our intrepid duo, where do they find themselves now?

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Read on and find out more as Jay and Kay face up to the nefarious Captain Goldtop and the imbecilic Lieutenant Silvertop. These two wicked milk bottles want only one thing - the enslavement of humanity!

Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 2)


What next will happen to Jay and Kay? Find out next week, for the very last Caution Wet Paint!

Monday 15 March 2010

Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 1)

All that Jay wants is a peaceful breakfast in suburbia. That illusion of tranquility is shattered by Kay's obnoxious dancing, and a whole lot more...



The final adventure from 'Caution Wet Paint' starts here! With dancing, aliens and so much more, take a look at Jay and Kay's grand adventure to the edge of reality - and beyond!

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Jay and Kay Save the World! (Part 1)


This is it - 'Caution Wet Paint' is coming to an end! Enjoy the final adventure, share the laughs and beware of the milk...

Monday 8 March 2010

The End is Coming!

It has been a great ride in CWP land, but all things must come to an end. So to announce it in style is the very last adventure with Jay and Kay, for now...

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Starting from next week we will see Jay and Kay in their final and greatest adventure, as they try to save humanity and themselves!

CWP Ends!

Monday 1 March 2010

The Caution Wet Paint Guide to...

...the 2000 Anti-Terror Act!

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Uncle Tony was such a great PM. Yes. He made Britain great. Yes. He also made Britain safe. Yes he did. Oh, Tony you are fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Tony!

The CWP Guide to the 2000 Anti-Terror Act

Monday 22 February 2010

We REALLY like to TORTURE!

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We in Britain are a beacon of hope and light in this dangerous world! Democracy must be protected. The democratic right to exploit the poor, disadvantaged and destitute and to torture anyone who gets in our way!

Torture!


This is what makes Britain truly a great land!

Sunday 14 February 2010

The Post Valentine's Day Blues

Yo, get with the programme! Valentine's Day is a sham! We here at CWP know this and despise all of you for it! And so, if you are stuck with a special someone who you think is not that special, then we have a few hints and tips to help you get rid of them...

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So go on, take our suggestions lightly and laugh at us. But remember, you will b stuck with them next year. Candyman...hahaha

(Goldtop - Valentine Hater)

The Post Valentine's Day Blues...

Monday 8 February 2010

Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!

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Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!

Monday 1 February 2010

It's an Election Year! (1)

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And so we're off. On one side we have the incumbent Labour Party who are desperate to cling onto power despite the fact that they are truly awful. And on the other hand we have the Conservatives who are desperate to assume their natural position as Lord and Masters of the Universe. Great. Oh, and then there are the Lib Dems who have not got a hope in hell. This is choice, this is the mother of all democracies! This is Great Britain!

Tooth Decay


Oh, how I wish for a Hung Parliament. Then something productive might actually happen...

Monday 25 January 2010

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Pawn shops are nothing new. As old as humanity itself, there has always been a need to trade personal valuables for short/long term cash. What is new in the UK is the rise in 'Cash for Gold' merchants. These businesses advertise on satellite TV during daytime soap operas claiming to solve all your money worries (what's new?) by giving you cash for your gold.

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Of course with gold at an all time high, we at Caution Wet Paint are proud to announce our newest partner! If you have tatty gold lying about in your home, then send it to cash_for_your_gold.co.uk and they will give you money! Yey!

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Monday 18 January 2010

Taxes...

Apologies for the lack of comic strip this week, but Her Majesty's Customs and Revenue are the priority for now!

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To be honest, the form is not so bad. It is just the natural instinct, the fear of the taxman that gets to me. Plus the guys at the tax office are bloody patient. I'm ringing them every five minutes about this number or that error message. I suppose I am not the only one!

Monday 11 January 2010

Storyboarding...

Ah, the storyboards. Sometimes I draw them (stick men, at best) but often I will photograph the actors/actresses in a dress rehearsal. It is surprising how close to reality these boards are. They are also ludicrously fun sessions when you can really muck about during rehearsals and flesh out the story itself.

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Most of the storyboards I did for Save the World were from the fight scene between Jay & Kay and the milk bottles. This was practical. To put it simply, this was going to be the difficult scene, an action scene, and so the planning needed to be good. Also mixing animation and live action into the same scene was going to be tough and I needed to know exactly where the actors were going to be before I shot the animation sequences.

The only was way to do this was during a photographic storyboard so I knew where the actors were going to be in relation of the rest of the set.

Enjoy, the logistical nightmare that is the shooing of 'Caution Wet Paint!'

Storyboarding

Monday 4 January 2010