Sunday, 14 February 2010

The Post Valentine's Day Blues

Yo, get with the programme! Valentine's Day is a sham! We here at CWP know this and despise all of you for it! And so, if you are stuck with a special someone who you think is not that special, then we have a few hints and tips to help you get rid of them...

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So go on, take our suggestions lightly and laugh at us. But remember, you will b stuck with them next year. Candyman...hahaha

(Goldtop - Valentine Hater)

The Post Valentine's Day Blues...

Monday, 8 February 2010

Captain Goldtop's 'Horror' Scopes!

I hate you all. You puny little humans. All that energy you expend on your existence and for what. So each day you can decide how to lead your puny little lives based on the ramblings of some cobweb covered charlatan? Well, I can do a better job than all of them put together!

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Yes, feel how insignificant you are compared to my superior brain!

(Goldtop)

Captain Goldtop's Horror-Scopes!

Monday, 1 February 2010

It's an Election Year! (1)

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And so we're off. On one side we have the incumbent Labour Party who are desperate to cling onto power despite the fact that they are truly awful. And on the other hand we have the Conservatives who are desperate to assume their natural position as Lord and Masters of the Universe. Great. Oh, and then there are the Lib Dems who have not got a hope in hell. This is choice, this is the mother of all democracies! This is Great Britain!

Tooth Decay


Oh, how I wish for a Hung Parliament. Then something productive might actually happen...

Monday, 25 January 2010

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Pawn shops are nothing new. As old as humanity itself, there has always been a need to trade personal valuables for short/long term cash. What is new in the UK is the rise in 'Cash for Gold' merchants. These businesses advertise on satellite TV during daytime soap operas claiming to solve all your money worries (what's new?) by giving you cash for your gold.

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Of course with gold at an all time high, we at Caution Wet Paint are proud to announce our newest partner! If you have tatty gold lying about in your home, then send it to cash_for_your_gold.co.uk and they will give you money! Yey!

Cash for YOUR Chav Gold!

Monday, 18 January 2010

Taxes...

Apologies for the lack of comic strip this week, but Her Majesty's Customs and Revenue are the priority for now!

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To be honest, the form is not so bad. It is just the natural instinct, the fear of the taxman that gets to me. Plus the guys at the tax office are bloody patient. I'm ringing them every five minutes about this number or that error message. I suppose I am not the only one!

Monday, 11 January 2010

Storyboarding...

Ah, the storyboards. Sometimes I draw them (stick men, at best) but often I will photograph the actors/actresses in a dress rehearsal. It is surprising how close to reality these boards are. They are also ludicrously fun sessions when you can really muck about during rehearsals and flesh out the story itself.

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Most of the storyboards I did for Save the World were from the fight scene between Jay & Kay and the milk bottles. This was practical. To put it simply, this was going to be the difficult scene, an action scene, and so the planning needed to be good. Also mixing animation and live action into the same scene was going to be tough and I needed to know exactly where the actors were going to be before I shot the animation sequences.

The only was way to do this was during a photographic storyboard so I knew where the actors were going to be in relation of the rest of the set.

Enjoy, the logistical nightmare that is the shooing of 'Caution Wet Paint!'

Storyboarding

Monday, 4 January 2010